Lost Bird??

I was driving to a shopping plaza and I saw this giant sign posted on a telephone pole.

LOST BIRD
REWARD


Excuse me, but LOST BIRD??? Not a cat or a dog or even a ferret but A BIRD?? I am sorry for you loss, strange person but I can promise you that little sucker has flown south for the winter. Not to mention the fact, how the hell would you catch him if you did spot him?

My advise? Get another one and just remember fond memories of the one that flew the coop.

Litterally.

,,,