Spam Wisdom

This stuff is getting more and more hilarious everyday.

I got this from a woman named Dolores.


Hello,
Be Ready When She Is.
We have all the Mada Dazz you need. (Mada Dazz???)


The musicians have missed playing since a few days ago.
The guards don't often love reading.
Wasn't Dick missing talking on the street?
Doesn't Ms. Brown hate playing at the company?
Did those news announcers dislike jumping?
Many bartenders like driving every other day.
Joseph has just remembered walking.
Did those bus drivers regret singing?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS????

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Here is another one

Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one.A jack of both sides, is before long, trusted by nobody, and abused by both parties.

I'm sorry. You lost me at "abused by both parties".

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Here is what Melinda had to tell me:

Life is a zoo in a jungle. (Really? Ya think???)

No scoundrel is so stupid as to not find a reason for his vile conduct. The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself. It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.

Oh, wow. That last sentence actually made a little sense.