Zombie Waitress

As you saw earlier, I managed to get up in time to go get me some breakfast. I went to the Waffle House located near my workplace. When I went in and placed my order, I noticed that one of the waitresses looked dead. She had a pale skin for a black woman and there was a mixture of a mustard yellow color on her face.

I'M SERIOUS, SHE LOOKED LIKE A ZOMBIE!

After the waitress got my order, I asked, "Can I ask you something?"

"Sure," she replied with a smile.

I pointed toward her coworker. "Is she dead?" I asked.

"She might as well be." The Waitressed sighed.

I start to sip my coke and am thankful the zombie waitress didn't take my order.