Dialogue between SkullSmasher and New Guy

"Tech Source, this is SkullSmasher."

"Yeah, hey, this is New Guy. Can I ask you a question?"

"That is why I am here." SkullSmasher sighs.

"How do I tell the customer how to audit?"

Short Pause.

"Hello?" New Guy responds.

"You don't tell them how to audit. Their accountant will tell them that." SkullSmasher finally answers.

"But the customer says we should."

"You are not an accoutant. You can't tell them how to audit. In fact, I am pretty sure you don't already know."

"But SkullSmasher, I've been on with her for the past hour, trying to figure out where her balances are off-"

"Yes, and the reason you can't figure them out is cause you are not an accoutant. If you guess wrong, we are held liable. In form her, in a nice manner, she must discuss this with her accoutant."

"Are you sure?"

"They wouldn't have put me on Tech Source if I wasn't."

"But if we could just-"

"LOOK! Don't make me roll initiative!" SkullSmasher bellows.

"Yes, sir." New Guy finally hangs up.

SkullSmasher sighs as he logs his entry, "There goes the next Head of Marketing."

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