Rising Gas Prices

It seems if the gas prices don't get under control in the next few year, I fear we are headed for a Mad Max Future.

Already people are stealing gas. When you go to a pump nowadays, there is a big white sign that says PAY FIRST ANYTIME. This is only the begining.

As countries go to war over unleaded gasoline, the rest of us stay behind and defend our homes from the growing mutants resulting from fast food poisoning.

In another few years, the vegetation will fade away from the decay of the ozone layer, turning our green Georgia into a desert wasteland.

After that, the fashion will be that of black leather and football pads on one shoulder. Shotguns will be the prefered weapon.

Then we spend our summer vacations defending the last gas pumps from Gay Boy Berserkers and Smegma Crazies, who are being led by a behemoth in a steel hockey mask who speaks proper English, like he used to teach it in college.

All the while, we plan to make our great escape for the saftey of Florida.

Let's hope the gas prices get under control before all of this shit goes down.