Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Top Ten Things I Dis-Like

I won't say Hate. Hate is too strong of a word. These are simple things that I dis-like the most.

Oh, c'mon! Every blog has at least one of these lists.


Top Ten.

10- Snakes-- This one might have been obvious to you but to me, I don't like these guys. I've only come close to one in my youth and they have randomly invaded my nightmares ever since.

9-Joe Pesci-- I can't tell you how much that sniveling little turd gets on my nerves. His ugly mug combined with his squeaking voice. One of the best movies in the world is Casino; go rent it and you'll find out why I like it.

8-Hot Days-- Hell, I live in Georgia. You would think I've would have gotten used to it but I haven't.

7-No Sweet Tea Up North-- It would seem that Yankees haven't discovered this great liquid. I feel so lost when I head up north and I forced to drink soda all the time.

6-Dummies-- In my job, I deal with them every day. Once again, you would think I would be used to them by now. NOT!!!

5-Headaches-- I don't get them as often anymore but when I do, I feel so horrible.

4-My Cat at 4 in the morning-- I love her to death but Jesus, couldn't she wait another two hours before demanding food???

3-Gas Pain-- Once again, I don't get it as often anymore but there have been times, when it was so bad, I thought about dying.

2-Chores-- We all hate them but we know they MUST be done.

1-Walking into a Spider Web-- You never see them til it's too late. And everytime I walk through one by accident, I also start itching. It's horrible.

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2 Comments:

Blogger Tabor said...

1. snakes are usually harmless or they warn you.
2.Joe Pesci...to each his own.
3.Hot days...with global warming expect more and longer seasons of these.
4.Sweet Tea...we do have sugar and sugar substitutes up NORTH.
5.Dummies...is this like the computer nerd at my office that keeps misspelling my name?
6. Headaches...yep--you need to avoid that sweet tea.
7. CATS!! I am soooo allergic.
8.Gas pain...this is a male thing, I swear.
9.Chores...what are these?
10 Spider webs...carry a stick.

Ok, I'll quit pulling your chain.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Johnnynorms said...

One thing I feel is worse than walking into spider webs - giant spiders when they do the same thing to houses! (Not actually witnessed such a thing as yet)

4:33 PM  

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