13th day of Peak Season

I hoist up my rifle, getting ready to move out. Kane is reviewing the map a little more. Moxie has cleaned her gun for the 3rd time. Iron Lung is outside with the others.

Then we hear a girlie high pitched scream from behind us. "Jesus, what has that stupid slut gotten into now?" Moxie says running back.

Kane and I join her.

We jog to the back, and wind up seeing Super Nerd sitting on a rock.

With no pants.

"WHOA, GOD!" Kane says, turning around abruptly.

"I've think I've gone blind." Moxie says, turning around and covering her eyes.

"Super Nerd, what the hell are you doing?" I say with my back facing him.

He lets out more more girlie scream. "I'm sorry, what did you say?" he coughs.

"I said, what are you doing?" I demand.

"Oh. I am pinching a pimple on my leg."

"Why the hell are you screaming like that?"

"It's in a tender area." he says, then screams again.

"Good god." Kane sighs, as the man's stupidity.

"Super Nerd, " I sigh, "Join us out front when you are done and for the love of God, quit screaming."

"Yes, commander." he says, as he grunts pinching his leg.

The three of us leave the freak to his needs as we gather outfront with the others.

I slightly wonder if management insisited Super Nerd come with us, so he could get shot out here.