Sunday, July 31, 2005
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Bad Call
Here is another one for the books
"Hello, ma'am, may I help you?"
"The program won't back up to my diskette."
"It's gives you an error message?"
"Yeah. It says it's full."
(pause)
"Well, normally, ma'am, when it says it's full, it usually is."
"I want it to back up to this CD! Why can't the program do that?"
"Let's try backing up to a new cd, shall we?"
(walk her through the steps to back up to another cd and it works just fine.)
"Okay, now why won't it back up to this one?"
"Because it's full, ma'am. The other cd was not full, that is why the backup worked."
"I WANT YOUR (BEEP)ING PROGRAM TO BACKUP TO THIS CD!!!!"
"Ma'am, it can't . . .BECAUSE it's FULL."
"Oh, the hell with this!"
(customer hangs up the phone. Tech Suport gives a deep sigh)
"Thanks for calling, ma'am."
boats
"Hello, ma'am, may I help you?"
"The program won't back up to my diskette."
"It's gives you an error message?"
"Yeah. It says it's full."
(pause)
"Well, normally, ma'am, when it says it's full, it usually is."
"I want it to back up to this CD! Why can't the program do that?"
"Let's try backing up to a new cd, shall we?"
(walk her through the steps to back up to another cd and it works just fine.)
"Okay, now why won't it back up to this one?"
"Because it's full, ma'am. The other cd was not full, that is why the backup worked."
"I WANT YOUR (BEEP)ING PROGRAM TO BACKUP TO THIS CD!!!!"
"Ma'am, it can't . . .BECAUSE it's FULL."
"Oh, the hell with this!"
(customer hangs up the phone. Tech Suport gives a deep sigh)
"Thanks for calling, ma'am."
boats
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Cool Names of The Week
Bootsie Johnson (From Parliment Funkadelic, right?)
Burton Wolfe ( Winston's brother)
Dawn Thorbug (Thorbug? Sounds like a cartoon character)
Moses Bach ( Kick ass!)
Riftky Rosefield
Shifty Middle (blues man?)
Nancy Jew ( Poor girl. I wonder how many different KINDS of jokes she suffered from, growing up)
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Burton Wolfe ( Winston's brother)
Dawn Thorbug (Thorbug? Sounds like a cartoon character)
Moses Bach ( Kick ass!)
Riftky Rosefield
Shifty Middle (blues man?)
Nancy Jew ( Poor girl. I wonder how many different KINDS of jokes she suffered from, growing up)
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Monday, July 25, 2005
Saturday, July 23, 2005
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Cool Names of the Week
Back by popular demand :)
Britt Eads
Kathy Colon (Ugh!)
Susie Sells (Sells what?)
Constantine Grapsas (wow! Cool name!)
Haldor Harms (sounds like he belongs in the Lord of the Rings story)
Vern Busho
Britt Eads
Kathy Colon (Ugh!)
Susie Sells (Sells what?)
Constantine Grapsas (wow! Cool name!)
Haldor Harms (sounds like he belongs in the Lord of the Rings story)
Vern Busho