Quote for the Week

"Who the hell is Kingsley Zissou?"

~ Klaus
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Way off Course

This christmas weekend me and my brother went to see the Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Not too bad, not rip-roaring funny but still funny. However, there was something interesting in the parking lot of the theater.

It was a flock of seagulls.

At first my brother thought they might be pigeons but I knew Pigeons dont' make that distinctive noise. John then agreed they were seagulls. It looked like a good fifty of them, picking up various edible debris off the parking lot.

They must have been on their way to Florida, flying south for the winter. Or if they were flying to Georgia, then they were way off course.

Merry X-Mas from The Posse

Applejack = "Pass out the eggnog. We still got supporting to do."

Merry X-Mas from The Wild Bunch

It's going to be a wild christmas.

Merry X-Mas from The Clique

YES!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Sea-la-belle

During my year end training class, my supervisor Renee was asking if there was anyway to collect on the Coke Bottle Caps she had been collecting. They were offering free cokes and various other stuff.

Out of habit, I checked mine. Johnnie was sitting next to me and she said, " Win anything?"

"I don't know." I tell her. "It says Seal la bell, Sea-La-Belle. Is that a website prefix code?"

"Let me see." Johnnie tells me, taking the cap.

She paused for a second. "It says See Label." she smirked.

Renee immediately laughed as did the rest of the class. I couldn't help but laugh at my own stupdity. "Hey, I'm in tech support. You should know I can't read." I told them, making them laugh even further.

Plus, I am a writer. If I see something that says SEELABEL, instinct tells me to pronunce it all as one word. It should have been See Label, with a space betwen them.

Stupid coke Bottles. :)

Reindeer Review Day

Ouch

Little Legs

This is a good one too.

Christmas Funny

Yes, it's lame but it's funny.

Fruit Cake

Corny but I like it. My friend Sandi gave these to me by the way

Smoking is bad for you health and solidity

Snowman should have listened.

The Kids have Your Taser, Ma'am.

Eariler today I was helping a customer. She just needed to get helped back into the program due to an error. There was some screaming kids in the background but I didn't think nothing of it. Then I heard a buzz on the phone followed by a blood curling scream.

I paused for a second, waiting for some response from the customer. Then the buzz on the phone happened again, followed by another scream in the background.

The old lady continued to follow me as I did my best to maintain my composure. Another buzz hit the phone and followed by another scream. Then I heard some kid scream, "I'm gonna kill you!"

If I didn't know better, I was under the impression the kids were electrocuting each other. What I was hearing from the buzz on the phone, was an electrical feedback. Either they were generating electricity and the phone speakers were jolting from the feedback or maybe they were electrocuting themselves from a loose wire, a la Jackass.

Either way, it was disturbing.

-Jason

Didn't understand Her

This morning I went to chick-fil-la to get some breakfast. After I ordered my chicken breakfast platter, the waitress asked me what I wanted to drink.

"Sweet tea." I tell her.

"How was London?" she responded.

I sit there, saying nothing. I would assume she was asking the employee who just walked past how was their trip to London.

The waitress then stared at me. I make an expression as if I was supposed to be saying something.

"Do you want Lemon?" she asked.

"OH!" I laughed, "Yes, please."

Website has been updated

For those, like my friend Muriel, the other website now has the NAME THAT SUPERHERO updates.

Check it out and definitely post some comments.

http://namethatsuperhero.blogspot.com/

War Dialer

Last Night I was enjoying some Pizza with my brother while we watched the movie Screamers. We were expecting a call from our other brother Trey to see if we can have dinner with him and his wife Wendesday night.

The phone rang and I checked it. It was a War Dialer, a solicter computer who just plugs in random numbers.

About thirty minutes later the phone rings. It's a War Dialer AGAIN. I had finally had enough and answered the phone, screaming, "PISS OFF!" then immediately hung up.

John couldn't stop laughing.

The Lawless

Sketch I did when I was working for the Publix Warehouse. The above group is a group of wrestlers I made and below, I don't remember

Ceiling Fan Attack Pt3

Enter Robbie, the favorite amoung my fans

Ceiling Fan Attack Pt2

continued

Cieling Fan Attack Pt1

More fun with carols cats

Berserker and CleanHead

More sketching, and I think the black block in the middle used to be a curse word.

Random Sketch #1

a few heroes and a warning

Random Sketch #2

I think that is the devil up there on the right but I don't remember why

Boom-Lakalaka Worm?

early sketch from high school

New Heroes

All the names that didn't make the cut, but I liked anyway, I created heroes and one villian to represent them.

Head over to Name That Superhero to see them.

http://namethatsuperhero.blogspot.com/

-Jason

Superheros Modified

If you scroll down, you can see that the heros have been given their new names and origins.

Enjoy.

-Jason

And the winners are . . . .

First off, let me thank everybody for playing. It's been a blast seeing how creative my friends can be. Some of these names were very clever and for those who didn't make the final cut, don't worry. I like the names so much I plan on creating characters based on them over at my other website.

FIRST PLACE
Unknown Superman Type Hero = Def-Con by Ron
Unknown SuperHero = Peakvolt by John
Unknown Wizard Hero = Solemn by Ron
Unknown Speed Hero = Grey Feather by Ron
Unknown Bird Man Hero = Condor Man by Stanley
Unknown Female Superhero = Teaser by Ron
Unknown Villain = Cotton Gin by Ron
Unknown Hero = Laso by Ron
Unknown Super Hero #2 = The Mangler by Ron
Unknown Alien Warrior = Hybrid by Stanley T

SECOND ROUND
Unknown Superman Type Hero = Jackboot by John
Unknonwn Superhero = Grey Star by Ron
Unknown Wizard Hero = Hari Crusher
Unknonwn Speed Hero = Quickback by Keith
Unknown Bird Man Hero = n/a
Unknown Female Superhero = Supertramp by Rod
Unknown Villain = n/a
Unknown Hero = n/a
Unknown Super Hero #2 = n/a
Unknown Alien Warrior = n/a

THIRD PLACE
Unknown Superman type Hero = Kuner Knight by Chevaugh
Unknown Superhero = Captain Sparky by Ellen
Unknown Wizard Hero = Buddapest by Ellen
Unknown Speed Hero = n/a
Unknown Bird Man Hero = n/a
Unknown Female Hero = Wanda the Magnificant by Ellen
Unknown Villain = n/a
Unknown Hero = n/a
Unknonwn Super Hero #2 = n/a
Unknown Alien Warrior = n/a

Congrats to Ron for coming in first place. There was no multiple victor for second place but I did check the website on a daily basis. Rod V. gets second place cause he posted first. And third price goes to Ellen.

Thanks again everybody and I'll get your prizes to you and let you know when i've created the characters in your names.

-Jason