14th day of Peak Season
What day is this?
No, really, what day is this?
Oh, yeah, it's Thursday. The day we hopefully liberate Big Stan.
Matteo let us to an abandoned Days Inn. He waited outside while we went in to investigate.
We stopped at the entrance. Kane peered inside, as did I. I saw nothing from the window I was looking at. Kane massaged his chin and then sighed. "We're going to have to go in there." he said.
"I'll go first," said Malibu.
"Uh, uh, " Moxie pushed her back, "Pros before Hoes."
"HEY!" Malibu grunted.
Moxie led the way as we entered the building. The interior of the Days Inn was completely torn up. Chunks fo the floor and the surrounding walls were missing. This looked like some sort of massive LAST STAND. Some poor soul was stuck half-way outside the elevator, still clunching his Windows 98 Manuel.
Kane told us to split up, stay on the headset in case of trouble. I wandered down to the lower levels. Most of this area looked like it was for janitors and the kitchen area. There was a mobile towel rack with no towels. Four trashcans were turned upside down and used for beer stands. What the hell happened here?
Then I made a stupid freaking mistake. I wasn't paying attention. I walked right into the kitchen area where Big Stan was giving a lecture of how to print paychecks. Several insurgents and Gestapos were all at their chairs taking notes. Then class stopped because my friend spotted me, standing like an idiot in the doorway. "Jason?" Big Stan said, "Are you here to rescue me?"
The insurgents and Gestapos all looked to me. I felt like running but I came all this way to rescue Big Stan and I wasn't going to leave now. "Uh . . . .yeah." I whisper.
Big Stan then placed down his ruler, and looked to the Gestapos. "Thank you for choosing Primary Software. Class dismissed!"
Then an insurgent stood up and shot him.
"HOLY SHIT!" I scream, as I immediatley fire on them. The core group starts to fire on me and I use the door way for cover.
Bullets riochet around the drywall surrounding me, coating me in white powder. "Kane, Space Rat, Moxie!" I scream over my headset, "Big Stan found! Insurgents and Gestapo have me under heavy fire! I need Backup! Now, gosh darn it!!!"
I fire again and dive into the room. Soon Kane, Moxie and Space Rat join me and fire on the people that kidnapped our friend. Kane lays down covering fire, as I scramble to get Big Stan. He is sitting there dumb founded, holding the wound in his massive gut. "Uh, Jason, I think I am shot." he tells me.
"REALLY? YOU THINK?" I scream, as I grab him by the arm and pull him out.
Space Rat blasts them with laser fire from his wrist weapon as Kane and I rush Big Stan back up the stairs. As we run up the stairs, we see Mailbu Stacy, Super Nerd and Iron Lung just standing there, wondering what to do next. "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?" Moxie screams, "HAUL ASS!"
We all rush out of the Days Inn with who knows how many insurgents and Gestapos coming after us.
No, really, what day is this?
Oh, yeah, it's Thursday. The day we hopefully liberate Big Stan.
Matteo let us to an abandoned Days Inn. He waited outside while we went in to investigate.
We stopped at the entrance. Kane peered inside, as did I. I saw nothing from the window I was looking at. Kane massaged his chin and then sighed. "We're going to have to go in there." he said.
"I'll go first," said Malibu.
"Uh, uh, " Moxie pushed her back, "Pros before Hoes."
"HEY!" Malibu grunted.
Moxie led the way as we entered the building. The interior of the Days Inn was completely torn up. Chunks fo the floor and the surrounding walls were missing. This looked like some sort of massive LAST STAND. Some poor soul was stuck half-way outside the elevator, still clunching his Windows 98 Manuel.
Kane told us to split up, stay on the headset in case of trouble. I wandered down to the lower levels. Most of this area looked like it was for janitors and the kitchen area. There was a mobile towel rack with no towels. Four trashcans were turned upside down and used for beer stands. What the hell happened here?
Then I made a stupid freaking mistake. I wasn't paying attention. I walked right into the kitchen area where Big Stan was giving a lecture of how to print paychecks. Several insurgents and Gestapos were all at their chairs taking notes. Then class stopped because my friend spotted me, standing like an idiot in the doorway. "Jason?" Big Stan said, "Are you here to rescue me?"
The insurgents and Gestapos all looked to me. I felt like running but I came all this way to rescue Big Stan and I wasn't going to leave now. "Uh . . . .yeah." I whisper.
Big Stan then placed down his ruler, and looked to the Gestapos. "Thank you for choosing Primary Software. Class dismissed!"
Then an insurgent stood up and shot him.
"HOLY SHIT!" I scream, as I immediatley fire on them. The core group starts to fire on me and I use the door way for cover.
Bullets riochet around the drywall surrounding me, coating me in white powder. "Kane, Space Rat, Moxie!" I scream over my headset, "Big Stan found! Insurgents and Gestapo have me under heavy fire! I need Backup! Now, gosh darn it!!!"
I fire again and dive into the room. Soon Kane, Moxie and Space Rat join me and fire on the people that kidnapped our friend. Kane lays down covering fire, as I scramble to get Big Stan. He is sitting there dumb founded, holding the wound in his massive gut. "Uh, Jason, I think I am shot." he tells me.
"REALLY? YOU THINK?" I scream, as I grab him by the arm and pull him out.
Space Rat blasts them with laser fire from his wrist weapon as Kane and I rush Big Stan back up the stairs. As we run up the stairs, we see Mailbu Stacy, Super Nerd and Iron Lung just standing there, wondering what to do next. "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?" Moxie screams, "HAUL ASS!"
We all rush out of the Days Inn with who knows how many insurgents and Gestapos coming after us.
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