Illustration Friday: Flavor

Sometimes, Big Flavor is the best way to go.

Read the Label

Cough Drops

Make sure you buy the stuff that doesn't taste horrible.

Peak Season Begins

"Peak Season begins today!" screamed Top Brass.

Applejack reclined in his seat, drinking his third vodka tonic. Sharky moaned, rubbing his nose. Oscar looked ready to beging his tech support. The manager walked over to the fruit freak and looked at him. "Are you ready to take calls, Applejack?" he asked.

"Not yet," he said, swallowing the beverage, "I ain't drunk enough yet."

"How about you, Sharky?"

The shark man crumbled up a piece of paper and threw it leisurely on his desk. Top Brass then grunted in digust. "Look at that desk!" he pointed, "Jesus, don't you have any pride?"

Sharky then grabbed the short man by the tie, hoisting off of his feet. The man chocked on his own garment while the shark man growled at him. "This ain't my damn planet, you understand, monkey boy?" Sharky grunted.

He then tossed him behind a desk, crashing into the nearby printer. "Screw this, I am going to go get breakfast." he coughed.

"But Jason said we could take calls." Oscar protested.

"DAMN JASON AND THE HORSE HE RODE IN ON!!!" Sharky screamed at the top of his lungs.

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This is Satire. We ARE ready for Peak Season. -J

Depressed Doom 1

Dr. Doom = "I just wanted to look fearsome. Is that too much to ask? Next year, I will build my own costume."

Depressed Doom 2

Dr. Doom = "I can't believe you made me such a crappy costume! Did you spray paint an S&M mask gray? And what the hell is The Thing made of . .ORANGE TILE???"

Depressed Doom 3

Dr. Doom = "Tells these peasants to get a move on, Richards, cause I am on the verge of killing myself."

Depressed Doom 4

Dr. Doom = "I hate to tell you losers this but that fool Batman, is NOT in our Universe .. . .unless this is that Crossover non-sense."

Spam Subject Lines

We all get spam, practically on a daily basis. Most of us have spam filters that block the oncoming flood. But lately, the spammers have inserted a program that places random words in the subject lines in order to bypass the filter. What is so cool to me is that those random words wound up sounding kinda cool, like poetry. Here is some that I recieved recently.

monic it's turntable on beast the yoga

dioxide or left albatross

Trans-shipping be imbecile, and Woolsworth

Or dance of hospitalise

rainfall a integrable some opposition not alcott

scrupulous it's australite yugoslavia (Australite? Is that the Australian form of Pedialite?)

A turnon in knit (whoa)

his allow an mnemonics squirter (who would allow that??)

pitchblende a homecoming, see cronic try

Farris Schmeler informal (Yeah, sure, I missed my chance to go to the Farris Schmeler Informal. I hear they serve good tea there)

Not have to liquidize airplane (For God's Sake, YES, let's hope we don't have to liquidize the airplane!)

yachtsmen it's caste on mongoose and ( And? And? And what??? Don't leave us hanging like that. I wanna hear about the Yachtsmen and The Mongoose!!)

Cool Names of the Week

Devin Slade (sounds like a 40's P.I.)

Angel Blackwood

Cam Beavis (heheheheh)

Simo Tervo

Renate Penny (how do you pronounce that?)

Clem Bracale (huh?)

Gene Muenchausen (His name is not that cool but what was cool was, get this, he worked for Baron Enterprises. LOL)

Pangy Herman

Comic Book Names of The Week.
Barbara Gordon (constant favorite)

Heather Hudson (wife of Guardian, from Alpha Flight)

J. Jameson (I don't think his first name was Jonah but I didn't ask)

Illustration Friday : Surprise

What Surpise will you get this Christmas?

Fat Cat with Full Tummy

My brother saved this card and wanted me to scan it. The cat's facial expression is priceless!!!

Country Music Def Con

Me and my friends were at Bar Trivia and we heard three country music songs which the DJ normally doesn't play. That was three country songs too many that night.

Mongolian Beef? REALLY?

I ate the most horrid Mongolian Beef today. It was stringy, like cured steak. I am not ordering from there again and neither are my friends who ate it too.

Early Sunday Morning

Hey, everybody. It's just me again, up before the crack of dawn on a weekend. I know what you saying. Is he out of his mind? Why doesn't he sleep in? The trick is I actually do. For me, the early bird, this constitutes sleeping in.

We got plenty of pizza left but the thought of that for breakfast doesn't sit with me for the moment. I think I will actually go get something this morning. I was planning on doing some christmas shopping anyway. There are a few more friends I need to buy for.

But right now, I am just enjoying the peace and quiet of 6:36 am in Georgia. Peace, everybody. I will make sure to post some drawings later.

Jason

Doodle 1

No body plays by the rules anymore

Doodle 2

Two brutes in a gun battle. The one on the right was supposed to have a bag over his head, but it didn't turn out right. Oh, and take notice, Sandi: I am trying to make the guns look more like guns instead of cassette tapes. :)

The Mizzle

Did you know "Mizzle" is an actual word? It's a combination of "mist" and "drizzle", representing a fine rain.

Here comes Johnny Standard

Saw this as a customer's name. Kinda inspired me as some kind of Vigilante.

I don't like Whispering Part 1

There has been a number of trends appearing while I am on tech support. The first and most annoying that the customer doesn't speak up. Now, I will start my own trend. Every time I can't freaking hear the customer, I will draw a doodle of one of my characters saying, "I don't like Whispering."

Whispering Part 2

Second part of Whispering.

Doodle Character

Beward the Wraith Hog

Bucket of Pain

Never accept an offering from Applejack

Illustration friday: Blue

Even when I was making band club flyers, there was always a different shade of Blue around.