Illustration Friday: Envy

I'm pretty sure this drawing tells itself. Sorry it took me so long to post it.

Urban Demon

Be surprised how easily you can get bored with Ms Paint.

M.O.D.Y.

Mody; Machine Optimized for Destruction and Yelling,

Mody's sole purpose is nothing but the destruction of the human race. He only believes, his owner, a 13 year old girl named Clara, should be spared.

One more thing; He's only 2 feet tall.

Need for Speed

Drew this sketch to remind myself to never slow down when the calls are backed up. Someone has to keep up the speed; might as well be me.

Ugly Dolls

Of all the ugly dolls, Jeero is my favorite. It's amazing that these easily created things are mega hits in Japan.

Want to know what I am talking about? Head over to www.uglydolls.com and check it out.

The Alien Hominid

A shout out to my friend Rod who likes the game The Alien Hominid

Tech Support Comic # 63

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Tech Support Comic # 64

What is worse than one dumb customer? TWO.

Rod and I scream in terror while Pepe screams just for the hell of it.

Tech Support comic # 65

If the customers want out help, why don't they cooperate? Click on image for higher resolution.

From the News Paper

Knowing my prowess with a crane machine, I probably could have gotten him out. Although, I've never had a moving target before.

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Sketch Day

Misc sketch I drew while I was waiting for my company meeting to begin. Yes, I drew it BEFORE, not during. Ha! You thought differently didn't you?

I should have Stayed In Bed

I woke up, took my shower, got dressed and had breakfast. Typical begining of my morning. It turned out to be not so typical after all.

I went out to my car, and as I was getting ready to wipe the condensation off of my windows, I noticed that there was a ticket on my windshield. A ticket? Why the hell would I get a ticket?

I pulled it out and noticed it said I have to appear in court on a certain date and the charge is Improper parking.

IMPROPER PARKING? I AM OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!!!

For those who don't know, my subdivision was built very small. Most of the houses have driveways that can only hold one vehicle. My house is such a house. Therefore I park on the street. In fact, it's safe to say that MOST everybody in my subdivison parks on the street.

So after I saw the ticket, I walked down a little ways and noticed two more cars had tickets as well, including my neighbor. I told my brother about it, and he said we'd look into it.

First off, I can't tell you how disgusted I feel. I mean, if I was sighted for improper parking outside in a public place, sure, I'd be man enough to admit that mistake and pay the fine. But why are they BUSTING ME OUTSIDE MY OWN DAMN HOUSE????

UUUUUUUUUUggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh. . . . . . .

Every single cop have tangled with in Georgia has been over something stupid. I am a nice person. I don't violate any laws, except the stupid ones it seems. I wonder; how soon are they going to bust me for wearing worn out shoes?

I grow tired of these cops busting me for petty shit. But I'll pay the fine and voice my complaint. It never does any good.

Thanks everybody for hearing me out. I am done complaining. I hope every one has a better day than I am having.

~Jason

The Generation Gap

Myself, My brother and our younger cousin were hanging out at our house, while we decided to watch music videos. We clicked it over to VH1 classic, like we always do. The only difference was this time our cousin was with it, who is a good 12 years younger than us. During the 80's, he was just a baby. Therefore watching this videos was a little bit of culture shock to say the least.

The TV began to play Nena's 99 Luft Balloons.

"Who is that?" Our cousin asked, "I've heard this song before."

"That's Nena. This was her best song in the 80's." I told him.

"Did she have more than one hit?" my cousin asked.

"No, this was her only one." My brother chuckled.

"Well, I can definitely see why, " he pointed toward the screen, "You can't be in an All Girl Band and only have one good looking chick."

Sometimes the Generation Gap can be funny. My brother and I proceeded to laugh hyserically at what our younger cousin said. He looked at us for a few seconds, wondering what he said that made us laugh so hard. After I was done and my stomach hurt from the laughing, I informed him, "Dude, she is the only woman in that band."

"No way!"He said, getting up and walking the tv to have a better look. "These are guys? But they are wearing lipstick! Girlie lipstick!"

"It was common among the 80's bands," my brother pointed out, "Not exactly our generation's proudest moment."

"I'll say, YUCK," My cousin said, sitting back down.

Illustration Friday: Aquatic

I was going to draw a scene from the movie The Life Aquatic but I decided to stick to something alittle more simple. No superheroes, no crazy stuff, just two brothers enjoying a swim with their aquatic pals.

For Raine

Raine requested I draw one of the infuriating Pokemon characters. I decided to make it a little fun by adding in the Clique.

Tech Support Comic # 58

Another funny Pepe strip. click on image for higher resolution

Tech Support comic # 59

This is the first time i had to draw a frog man, so it was fun. click on image for higher resolution

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Tech Support Comic # 61

Eggnog versus the Bathroom Nazi. Click on image for higher resolution

Tech Support Comic # 62

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Introducing Moppett Cave-Gibbs

This is the first thing that popped in my head so I just went with it. This is another name from Johnny Norms. I imagined a short bart simpson looking humanoid, with an unusal weapon and the ability to travel through time.

For Kimber

Kimber requested a drawing of her son as a hip-hop club owner, cause it seems at such a young age of 16 months, he's already become an exceptional dancer.

Here we have Club Devon, owned and operated by Devon himself. I thought it would be funny for him to employ 9 year old bodyguards. And all the young ladies stop by to get a glimpse of this short ladies man.

Sketch Day

Started just to sketch characters. Looks like a group of supervillans. From the left to the right, you got a swordsman, a floating head, a femal engery manipulator, a crazed rabid monkey, a bruiser with a scarf over his mouth, a short psycho with blades coming out of his arms and an armored soldier. Haven't come up with any names yet. For the solider, I was thinking Blastfighter.

"Move along, Move along."

Stormtroopers converged on New York yesterday to make sure nothing prevented the Thousands of Geeks seeing Revenge of the Sith.

This is getting outta hand!

I don't think I've ever seen the Market flooded with more stuff since the Incredible Hulk. But it seems that it's more than what the incredible Hulk offered. This, after all, Star Wars we are talking about. There had been rumors that George Lucas was afraid this movie would bomb. I'm begining to wonder if it's true. There are just some of the licensing we have seen over the past weeks/months.

Jedi M&Ms -- So far the best commerical, I think.

Lego Star Wars -- We already knew it was heavy into the legos but now they have a video game that spans all movies, but a Star Wars lego movie, you can see on Cartoon Network or view on the Lego sight.

Playboy -- Actress Bai Ling poses for Playboy, making funny mention that she is a Senator. But the cover still doesn't hestiate to proclaim Hot Jedi Action.

Nascar -- Jeff Gordon won his race a few weeks ago in the Pepsi car which had YODA on the hood. Yeah, sure. What are the odds of this happening so soon before the movie?

Pepsi -- speaking of the drink, their ad contains a commerical for Yoda using the Force to "persuade" some frat boy to give up his burger and fries but his will is too strong to give up his Diet Pepsi. CHEESY!

Others We've Seen
Star Wars Cereal, which offers everything from a Saber Spoon to a R2-D2 Adventure Bowl, whatever the hell that means.

Star Wars Ring Tones

Star Wars Cheez-its

Star Wars Kudos

Star Wars Labels on Pepsi 2-Liters

A brand new retelling of the Star Wars Legacy for childrens books

Lays Potato chips that offer Star Wars Stickers in each bag

And it just goes on and on and on

I have a feeling, George, Revenge of the Sith will make the necessary money you need. People always go for the last Hoorah.

Request Day

It was so much fun last time, I decided to keep it going. ON the 17th of each month, I'll take requests from any of my readers on something to draw.

For those who already requested something, please feel free to make sure you found your request. I'll post all entries by next week.

So whatever you wish for me to draw, post a comment and I'll create it.

Thanks again for stopping by.

~Jason

Mini Cooper Transformers

This is the leader of the the mini-cooper transformers called Agent Cooper. I was directed to a website where when you plug in certain aspects, you could create your very own transformer. My artistic brain leaped at the challenge.

Transformer from Canada

I don't remember what I was gonna call him. Any suggestions?