Cathy Says Cheesy

My friend Cathy and I got into a discussion about genres of Horror. She told me werewolves look cheesy and I was like, "WHAT?" Being a werewolf fan myself, I drew her this little sketch where she is confronted by two werewolves and winds up being annoyed instead of scared.

Found Smiley Face

Found this image of a smiley face at a counter in a bank. Somebody must have been feeling good about their money cause after they did their math, they took the time to draw a smiley face.

Spam Wisdom

This stuff is getting more and more hilarious everyday.

I got this from a woman named Dolores.


Hello,
Be Ready When She Is.
We have all the Mada Dazz you need. (Mada Dazz???)


The musicians have missed playing since a few days ago.
The guards don't often love reading.
Wasn't Dick missing talking on the street?
Doesn't Ms. Brown hate playing at the company?
Did those news announcers dislike jumping?
Many bartenders like driving every other day.
Joseph has just remembered walking.
Did those bus drivers regret singing?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS????

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Here is another one

Always rise from the table with an appetite, and you will never sit down without one.A jack of both sides, is before long, trusted by nobody, and abused by both parties.

I'm sorry. You lost me at "abused by both parties".

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Here is what Melinda had to tell me:

Life is a zoo in a jungle. (Really? Ya think???)

No scoundrel is so stupid as to not find a reason for his vile conduct. The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself. It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.

Oh, wow. That last sentence actually made a little sense.

Random Sketches = Mr. Y Says Riot

Hell, i can't explain half of this. I just drew whatever popped in my head.

Random Sketches = Shootout at The High Five

I was in a bad mood that day. In fact . . .I had been in a bad mood all week till last night at Trivia. I guess I just needed to be with my friends.

Random Sketches = Fortune's Cookie

Can you spot it? It's in the top left hand corner.

Random Sketches = Thinking of Led Zeplin

"So I am packing my bags for the Misty Mountains."
Misty Mountain Hop
Led Zeplin

Robot Day

Met a way cool artist named Big Time. He makes it a habit to draw one Robot a day to the best of his ability. Check out his website.

http://www.radrobot.org.

And since he inspired me, I scanned some sketch-book pages to showcase some of my robots.

Enjoy.

Jason

M.O.D.Y.

Mody's first appearance. He's Clara's two foot tall toy robot, who is hell bent on the destruction of mankind . . .except her. :)

Clara's Phonecall that M.O.D.Y. intercepts

Mody delivers his own threat toward Billy Bratt

Robot Day = Funk-O-Tron

A little seventies Robot action

Robot Day = Piecemeal and R2-TrashCan

The first appearing of Piecemeal with Sharky and Oscar, recreating a classic star wars moment.

Robot Day = Piecemeal and Scale

Here is the robot with his new partner; the lizard man Scale.

Piecemeal got his name from the fact that he is just a robot torso and one arm. Scale and him run mercenary jobs to pay for the money to get him another arm and a set of legs. :)

Robot Day = Our DumAss Waiter

When we go to our Thursday Trivia we are served by an automaton named SuperDave. However, Dave is far from Super. He does what he can but he's always running around and if you don't place your order with him, you'll never seen him again. The greatest trick that SuperDave ever pulled was making the world believe he actually existed.

Here this drawing showcases the twice incident, TWICE I say, where SuperDave delivered us bad diet pepsi. We ordered our first found and then when the second round came, it had no syrup. That happened one night. Then it happened AGAIN the next week we went to Trivia. The third time, Rod's wife Kim makes me taste it first. The drawing showcases our second incident of bad diet pepsi.

Random Sketches 1

When I am locked into a conversation that is going no where over the phone, I start to sketch wildly. Just draw the first thing that pops in my head. What winds up on paper is anybody's guess.

Random Sketches 2

Not sure what to make of this one either, mostly my brain on over load.

Illustration Friday: Cats

Who will control the backyard?

The Squirrels Or The Cats?

The DeskTop Critters

We all know who these guys are. They are the friendly faces that stay with us, day in and day out through our jobs. When the stress gets too high, they are always there to remind us to stay calm, stay focused and to smile. Here is a showcase of the various critters that are with me and my friends at our workplace.

special note 1
You'll notice the abundance of "blends" in the photos. I did that to remove the name of my company from the photos. Why? Cause I have to keep our secret identity so we can continue to save the world on a daily basis.

Special Note 2
To all my friends who's critters are showcased, if the names are wrong or you don't like the names I've given them, let me know and I will change them.

Enjoy
Jason

At the Top of my Computer

At my desk, here is Yoda, Relaxed Smiley Face, Ben Kenobi and Creedance who guard my monitor for me. Always, notice the picture of me and my characters, looking concerned there. I think it's time to post a new index card drawing though.

Why is my frog named Creedance? Frog = swamp = swamp music = Creedance Clearwater Revival = Creedance. My brain is funny like that.

Jose Esqueleto

Jose reminds me daily to change out my desktop calenders.

The Pen Gnome

My Pen Gnome guards my pens. Didn't do much for the scissors though, cause someone took them and never brougth them back.

The Volcano

Mt Saint January is active during the day and dormant at night. If only all volcanos had an On/Off switch.

Buster and Felix

d These two guys get the awards for "Biggest" desktop critters. They keep my friend Linda company during her long work days.

Notice the screaming card I gave her. That is so she can just hold it up when she is frustrated and not actually scream. We try to keep it peaceful here in the workplace.

Mrs. Smiley Face Cup

Even the coffee cups here are friendly.

The Dalmations

Linda's dogs that keep her smiling.

BIg Jay's Ninjas

f Yellow Ninja and Red Ninja are ready to attack the customer's for Big Jay. Their restraint is incredible.

Big Head Superman

Superman = "Gaaaahhh!!! Why am I chained to this computer???"

Big Head Predator

"Hiiisssss," says the Predator.

The Little Guys

These little guys keep my friend Olga company while she works during the day.