Last Night Meeting

Went to a company meeting last night, at a placed called Jillians. The food was all right, but it could have been better. I guess, it's kinda fair to say that of any establishment.

The Top Brass were there and our leader, poor guy, had to shout cause there was a problem with the microphone. I hope he doesn't have a soar throat today. If he does, I know a good tea I can recommend.

The awards were passed out for various things. My friend Sharon got the perfect attendance award. She then even got a bouqet of flowers cause she had perfect attendance for the entire year!! Perfect attendance for a year . . ..IN THIS PLACE??? She has a stronger will than I thought. I made sure to give her a standing ovation when they gave her the award.

My friend Alex got the award for Top Performer. AGAIN. They should just call it the Alex Award and get it over with.

After the meeting, I went and played some games in Jillians. They have switched to the Dave and Busters slide card style. I couldn't have known that cause I haven't been there in like two years or so. I tried for the claw machine but those things are rigged as shit. I managed to get a Giraffe and The Green Goblin, which will wind up as Christmas presents for my younger relatives, I am sure.

So I wonder how today will be?
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Lost Bird??

I was driving to a shopping plaza and I saw this giant sign posted on a telephone pole.

LOST BIRD
REWARD


Excuse me, but LOST BIRD??? Not a cat or a dog or even a ferret but A BIRD?? I am sorry for you loss, strange person but I can promise you that little sucker has flown south for the winter. Not to mention the fact, how the hell would you catch him if you did spot him?

My advise? Get another one and just remember fond memories of the one that flew the coop.

Litterally.

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The Not-So-Secret Identity of The Nimble-Footed Ninja

The Nimble Footed Ninja was . . . .well, it makes sense that it's him. How well do you know your nursery rhymes?

Bunnies for Jackie

Jackie asked me to create her a bunny but I had so much fun I created two. We all know the story of Pepe, how he was kidnapped by a Easter Candy Company and they dyed him Yellow, which made him crazy. Now here are two more escapees; The bunny named Cisero was dyed blue and little Prissy was dyed Pink. Prissy also freed Demon Dog from the experimental testing facility.

The Bunnies and Demon Dog

Here the gang is hanging with Pepe

Request Time

I am definitely in the mood to draw. I know Johnny Norms will enjoy this and I look forward to his suggestions each time. Plus, I prompted by my new reader Jackie. She would like a bunny picture I believe. Do you want a generic one Jackie or one of Pepe there?

Everybody else feel free to request one in the comments below.

What do you want me to draw?

Jason

Illustration Friday: Strength

Even Pepe can show Strength next to a superhero

Recovering

Finally started to feel better. It's been a rough week but I haven't been on my diet; simply eating well and eating small. Hard to say where that will lead.

The following drawings is what I had done in that short time of illness. My friend Johnny storms contributed a few phrases for me to turn into drawings. I managed to do two below.

Enjoy and Hope to hear from you soon.

Jason

For Johnny Norms Part 1

Johnny came up with "The Pop-Gun Plot". I imagined a cop tracking a psycho Joker-like killer and the villian has nothing but a pop gun.

Attack of the Smilies

Applejack can not handle the love they bring.

Sick as a Dog: The Drawing

This is pretty much how I felt for a long time. No, I didn't hallucinate but I felt sick enough if I did hallucinate, I probably would have seen a cartoon dog.

Always at The Ready

What I love about doing this was Pepe. Notice he doesn't have any guns. But that doesn't stop everybody's resident psycho bunny from joining the fight.

For Johnny Norms Part 2

What happens when a man drops his gravy but it doesn't splash? You get ANTI-GRAVITY GRAVY!!!! . . . . .. . . .yeah, I didn't think it was funny either but I enjoyed drawing it. Another contribution from my artist friend Johnny Norms.

Sick as a dog

I had to clal into work today cause I was pukingmy guts out this morning and Havng to sit on the toliet. "you know what i mean?" I've been laying down all morning but now my back is killing me so I decided to sit up for awhile. Sorry I can barely type yall, i ma shivering.

for all my friends at wokr, i apologize for missing today. you know I neer try to be out if I can't help it and well, today I couldn't help it.

take care, everybody. I can barely stand.

Jason