Illustration Friday: Ambition

"Let the domination of the world begin!" laughed Dr. Diabolical.

The assembled super villains knew one thing that was perfectly clear. Their colleque's ambition knew no bounds.

Special Comic Intermission

This spoof is dedicated to my friend Cathy, and her recent caffiene addiction. Click on image for higher resolution

Tech Support Comic # 43

How many of us have had this call, where the customer is talking and yet not SAYING a single word? Click on image for higher resolution

Tech Support Comic # 44

Take notice of the typing. It's explained in the last part of this arc. Click on image for higher resolution

Tech Support Comic # 45

What makes this so funny is that this is just the type of stunt Applejack would pull. Click on image for higher resolution

Tech Support Comic # 46

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Tech Support Comic # 47

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Scat Cats

Jordan and Robbie give a classic take, a new theme.

Mortal Kombat!!

I drew this during college and video arcades were still a sure thing.

In Case Anybody Needs something to read . . . .

If you will notice on the right hand side of the website, I've added a new link ; Lost Fan Fiction. It's my own, I created.

The show Lost has been in my mind lately and since I am the #1 creative freak in Georgia, I started to get the ideas out of my head and onto paper, so to speak.

So I began a little fan fiction website of my own, to showcase THE OTHER survivors of Flight 815.

So, if you're bored and a fan of the show or if you need something to read, follow the link and don't forget to leave a comment, good or bad.

I can't be a writer if I don't accept all kinds of criticism.

~Jason

Cool Names For The Week

Kathy Worst

Fran Lango

Ronan Houle

Felix Soto (sounds like a James Bond villain)

Frances Duty ( he, he, he, he, duty)

Cathy Slimp

James Cushion (who wants to bet this poor guy was made fun of?)

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Once more . . .WITH FEELING!!!!

I was at a family outing, drawing pictures for the kids. They would tell me what to draw and I would draw it for them, creating a massive laugh. Then one of my crusty old aunts came by and said, "Oh, look, Jason is drawing his stick men!"

I gritted my teeth and held in my anger. The word "stickman" has plagued my cartoonism for some time. Then one of the kids spoke up and said, "That's not a stickman!"

"Thanks, kid." I told him.

So, to make sure everyone is educated properly, I intend to give this little demonstration AGAIN.

I draw what are known as Bubblemen. Characters with form and depth. They have hands, legs, feet, hair, FACIAL EXPRESSION. Yes, they are missing noses and ears but give me a break, people! This is a cartoon! You can see the Bubbleman on the right hand side of the below drawing.

To the left is the traditional and ONLY stickman. Which is essence is five lines combined to form a body (seven if you count the feet) and a dot for a head. In truth, a walking match stick! Which, of course, LOOKS NOTHING LIKE MY MEN AT ALL!!!

*whew*, Okay I am calm now. It is Monday, after all. I hope this has been informative for everyone, and as Sean Connery said in The Untouchables, "Here Endth the Lesson."

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Illustration Friday : Daring

The myth of the superhero. The people who gave extraordinary abilities and decide to use those powers, not for personal gain, but to help their fellow man. Facing insurmountable odds again evil doers.

What could be more daring?

Tech Support Comic # 38

Be careful of the rival company's software. Click on image for higher resolution

Tech Support Comic # 39

The moral of this satire is that when Sandi mentions anything about the Bible, you should really listen. Thanks to her knowledge and compassion, she has been my spiritual advisor on more than one occasion. Click on image for higher resolution

Tech Support Comic # 40

Introducing Lynn, our marketing manager. Click on image for higher resolution

Tech Support Comic # 41

For those who are not down with the 80"s, MSM stands for Miami Sound Machine. Click on image for higher resolution

Tech Support Comic # 42

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Name That Superhero is Updated!

It gets difficult to be inspired sometimes. But I finally managed to come up with some new Heros and Villains for my other website.

For all of those who may not know, check out my website called Name That Superhero. The link is on the right hand side of the webpage, under Links.

Give them a try. Who knows? You might have fun with it.

~Jason

Cool Names For The Week

Passion Wyant

Barb Graves (actually, she doesn't work in a cemetary)

Gina Heck (as in WHAT THE . . .)

Kevin Copperrider (cool!)

Melanie Moneypenny (Good afternoon, Mr. Bond)

Jake Lycan (a werewolf?)

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Tech Support Comic # 36

I needed someone for Cy to bond with. Ellen seemed the perfect choice. Click on image for higher resolution.

Tech Support Comic # 37

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Doodle? YES, DOODLE!!!

Art Practice time. Good luck, people

Manga Dog

Tried to draw a dog manga style but it didn't really workout.

Character Portrait: Devlin and Pinto

Devlin is a psycho who shaved his head but only left two spots near his forhead. He grew them out and then hairsprayed them up to represent horns. Pinto is a clone from the bacteria on Devlin's toothbrush.

The Perfect Metaphor for some of Our Calls

Ah, the quicksand call.

Pollack Adaptation

Notepad art based on the style of Jackson Pollack. Now, some moron should give me five grand for it.

Itchy Con Scratchy

I was scratching this place on the back of my neck that itched like Hell. Then after a few seconds of relief, I pull my hand back and realize it's almost covered in blood. Don't you hate that?

Jason VS. The Hornet

The calls had been dragging. The people who were calling in were half asleep and as a result, they were putting me to sleep as well. The time seemed to drag with each call and I felt more tired than I was thirty minutes earlier. The nap was going to feel great.

I logged out for my lunch, used the bathroom and made my way outside. The sun was beating down and it was semi-hot. So I have to take my nap in the passenger side of my car, cause it's completely covered in shadow thanks to the trees and the position of the sun. As I open my door, this hornet then flys in from nowhere. "OH, you mother (BEEP), " I cursed, as I dove in after him.

The Hornet struggled against the glass side of the driver's side window, and I quickly grabbed a notebook from the floorboard. I pinned the little sucker against the glass, cutting him in half. He manages to slip away and I lose drag of him.

I spend the next minute trying to spot the little bastard and then he flies in and lands on the driver's side, half of his tail hanging off. I slap him a few time with the notebook and he's still alive! I scoop him up with with the rings of the notebook and fling him onto the asphault. I promptly squash him my shoe, ending both his suffering and mine. I stand for a few moment, exhaling through my nose while a bead of sweat trickles off my forehead.

Well, hell. Now I am awake. Thanks a lot, Mr. Hornet.

I decide to get in my car and go get a whopper. Since I ain't gonna sleep, I decide to get some food.

Next best thing.

Elasped time : 34 minutes

This customer called in and needed to have an old company deleted. The procedure for our program is to find the folder which contains the company data and delete it.

Simple, yes?

Yeah, and what planet do you live on?

Call begins : 00:00

"All right, sir, close out ofyour program and double click on My Computer." I tell him.

"All right." he responds.

"Now double click on the Local Hard drive C."

"Wait . . .wait . . . .hold, on . . .wait . . .wait . . .wait . . .wait, wait . . .All, right, I got it . .. no, wait . . .wait . . .wait . .Here we go. Double click on My computer, you said?"

"Yes, sir, now double click on the c drive."

"Wait . . .wait . . .wait . . .wait . . . ."

Call Continues : 05:45

"All righty then, c drive. What's next?"

"Double click on Program Files."

"I don't have that."

"Yes, you do, sir. It's at the bottom of the list. These are in alphabetical order."

"Wait . . .wait . . .wait . . . .I think this is . . .No, wait . . .wait."

Call Continues : 12:38

"Have you found it yet, sir?"

"Not yet. I am working on it."

"Take your time, sir," I slowly sigh.

Call Continues : 26:12

"Holy (Beep) I got it. Now what?"

"Double click on the Program directory."

"Wait . . .wait . . .Okay, I got it."

"You sure?"

"I think so. Yeah, I got it."

"Locate your company directory."

"wait . . .wait . . .wait . . .wait . . .wait . . . wait . . .wait . . . This is it. . . No, wait, it ain't . . .wait . . .Okay, I got it!"

"Delete it, sir." I tell him.

"How do I do that?" he responds.

"Click on it once and press Delete on your keyboard."

"wait . . .wait . . .Oh, damn, that ain't delete . . . wait . . .wait . Okay, press Delete. Now what?"

"Hit yes on the screen."

"Got it."

"That's it, sir. You're all set."

"Lord a'mercy, thank you for your patience."

"It's not a problem sir, you have a wonderful day and thank you for choosing Primary Software."

Call ends : 34:08

I type in my call notes and my friend the Cook pops up and motions with his hand like he is drinking a beer. "Look at it this way, It's happy Hour in France!" he laughs.

After that call, it was tempting but in the end, I settled for a diet pepsi.

It settled my nerves a little bit. :)

Monday Morning . . . .AGAIN

I realized it might just be a bad day when I woke up and my forehead was two sizes too big. Sinus headache. Typical of the begining of Pollen season. Just have to take my advil and hope it goes away.

The Printer is making noises that it shouldn't. Almost like a phantom twitch. Damn thing. We should have replaced it when they found the body of a dead snake under it.

And to make matters worse for my headache, I can't get Deelite's Groove is In The Heart outta my head. I played some U2 in the car this morning but it didn't work. I'll have to try White Zombie.

Gonna go talk to Sandi. I have to tell her how much I enjoyed her remarkable performance last night at her church play. I hadn't been to a play in ages and it was truely enjoyable.

Take care, ya'll. I hope you have a better day than I am gonna have.
~Jason

Are you threatning me?

I need my coffee