The Return of Lunacy

A long time ago, during my first heavy tech support phase, I created a comic strip to help deal with stress. These characters became very popular among my friends. I haven't posted them on my website yet but now I plan too.

Sadly because I can't think of anything else right now. LOL

I hope you enjoy these series. It's called Lunacy

The Splash Page

Here is the original gang in all their glory. It tells the story of Bovine and his little sister Clara, in their adventures involving the other critters. Which include a senitent cloud, a floating robot head, an intelligent butterfly, a two foot tall talking peanut and a wolf with an attitude problem.

Lunacy Part 1

A little cruesome but it's dark humor. LOL

Lunacy Part 2

Earlier the drawings were simple and to the point.

Lunacy Part 3

Evil Cloud is called "evil" becaus he does what he wants, when he wants. However, he is not really evil in the true sense. It is just a nickname.

Lunacy Part 4

I originally drew Pioneer with eyebrows. Later I removed them. It didn't seem right for a robot to have eyebrows, ya know??

Lunacy Second Splash Page.

another collage of the gang. Once again, ignore the website. It's dead.

Hubb Band Flyer # 4

Yes, eventually I come up with a cool band name

Hubb Band Flyer # 5

From my friends that had already seen my flyers, they say THIS is their favorite.

Hubb Add for Wrestlemania

I found this picture from a VERY old Toys R Us catalog.

Hubb Band Flyer # 6

another band flyer, with a play on a popular band name.

For Amy : The Recipe for Southern Sweet Tea

It would see my comment that there is no sweet tea up North seemed to draw a lot of attention. :) My bad. Anyway, a nice girl named Amy requested I post the recipe for Southern Sweet Tea. I figured, why not? Sounds cool. If she can start a Northern Sweet Tea craze, I might just head back up there.


Southern Sweet Tea

Incredients
Large Pitcher
Four Lipton Tea Bags
2 cups of sugar
1 pot full of water
1 large stirring spoon


Directions.
1. Set the pot of water to boil. After about five minutes, place it all four tea bags. Let it simmer till the water becomes dark. I am sure you'll know when it's ready.

2. Pour the 2 cups of sugar into the pitcher FIRST.

3. When the tea is ready, pour it into the pitcher next. The hot tea will instantly melt the sugar.

4. Use the pot or take the pitcher to the sink and add in cold water until it reaches the desired level.

5. Use the large spoon to stir it around for about 40 seconds.

6. Serve with glasses filled with ice.

Other Options
A. If you want your tea to taste "stronger" use five bags instead of four. My dad likes it that way. It's what he calls 80 Proof Tea.

B. If two cups of sugar is too much, vary your servings.

C. I actually don't boil the water. I found a large plastic measuring bowl with a handle and I fill it with water then tea then place it in the Microwave for 6 minutes, ten seconds. Works just as well and it's easier than keeping an eye on it.

D. For Diet Sweet Tea, instead of sugar, use Splenda.


Hope this helps, Amy. Let me know what you think.
~Jason

Sugar High

As of late, it seems the calls starting to flood in. Probably due to whatever time of the season it happens to be. I honestly don't know anymore.

Probably one of the reasons it's been very difficult for me to deal with this is the fact that I am on a diet that involves very little solid food. It has been affecting my moods to say the least. As I continue to wait for the customer to get through our data check, I look at one of the Pez dispensers that my friend Sandi gave me.

This one happens to look like the Emperor from the Star Wars movies. He gazes up at me with his red-hazed eyes. "Lord Jason?" he whispers in his dry voice.

Oh, great, I am hallucinating.

"Yeah?" I respond.

"PPPEEEZZZZZ." he drones.

I don't argue with him. I immediately grab the dispenser, snap his neck back and snatch out the lemon flavor candy. I crush on it, allowing my sugar high to continue.

I kinda need it.

Lizard King Karoke Night Flyer

Another generic flyer

Band Hubb Flyer #1

This is one of my brother's favorite flyers that I created.

Hubb Band Flyer #2

You never know when inspiration will hit

Hubb Band Flyer #3

Coming up with these band names has been hard.

The Hubb

Once and a while, I like to experiment in other art forms, instead of just my bubble men. For a long time, I started to manipulate pictures in regards to flyers for a club in Atlanta called The Hubb.

The funny part is, the Hubb doesn't exist.

I needed a name for a club and it sounded pretty cool. I took all these images, twisted them around, added lettering and you have the flyers before you.

These are just the first of many I will post in the upcoming days. Hope you enjoy.

~Jason

p.s. if you stumble upon this website and need me to make a flyer for YOUR club, let me know. I welcome the challenge.

Generic Hubb Flyer

Find the right picture and any flyer can become something cool.

The Juggernaut Hubb Flyer

Once again, the simple flyer technique.

The Hubb's Oval Room Flyer

Tried the simple approach for this flyer. It's more of an advertisement, really.

First Band Hubb Flyer

This one I borrowed off another website but it was so long ago, I don't remember where it came from.

Riding the Bloody Machine

some day I would love for another artist to do a version of this for me, a surfer riding a shark on the waves.

House Cats VS Wild Cats

Another great moment with Carol's Cats.

Illustration Friday: Black & White

Decided to take a que from my friend Johnny Norms and do a little abstract this time around.

Top Ten Things I Dis-Like

I won't say Hate. Hate is too strong of a word. These are simple things that I dis-like the most.

Oh, c'mon! Every blog has at least one of these lists.


Top Ten.

10- Snakes-- This one might have been obvious to you but to me, I don't like these guys. I've only come close to one in my youth and they have randomly invaded my nightmares ever since.

9-Joe Pesci-- I can't tell you how much that sniveling little turd gets on my nerves. His ugly mug combined with his squeaking voice. One of the best movies in the world is Casino; go rent it and you'll find out why I like it.

8-Hot Days-- Hell, I live in Georgia. You would think I've would have gotten used to it but I haven't.

7-No Sweet Tea Up North-- It would seem that Yankees haven't discovered this great liquid. I feel so lost when I head up north and I forced to drink soda all the time.

6-Dummies-- In my job, I deal with them every day. Once again, you would think I would be used to them by now. NOT!!!

5-Headaches-- I don't get them as often anymore but when I do, I feel so horrible.

4-My Cat at 4 in the morning-- I love her to death but Jesus, couldn't she wait another two hours before demanding food???

3-Gas Pain-- Once again, I don't get it as often anymore but there have been times, when it was so bad, I thought about dying.

2-Chores-- We all hate them but we know they MUST be done.

1-Walking into a Spider Web-- You never see them til it's too late. And everytime I walk through one by accident, I also start itching. It's horrible.

,,,

Celebrity Survivor

The Reality shows are flooding the airways. They probably will continue. I was hooked onto the "original" reality show and that was Survivor. I watch it every season. But I thought to make things interesting, they should at least once have a Celebrity Survivor.

However, there is a problem with that.

What celebrity would leave thier pampered life style for 39 days of hell just to retrieve 1 million dollars for charity? I can't imagine anybody with that type of conviction.

So I thought, then why not hire actors and actresses who might actually NEED the millon? These would be celebrities who we've seen and loved for years but now have reached that unforunate slump where their careers are in decline. And they could turn around and use the million to help get their careers back on track.

Here are my picks for Celebrity Survivor

The Action Pack
Dolph Lungren
Kirk Cameron
Megan Ward
Oliver Grunner
Peggy Lipton
Terry Ferrell
Ricco Ross
Traci Lords
Corin Nemec

The Thunder Wolves
Jean Claude Van Damme
Steven Seagal
Rebecca Gayheart
Madcheck Amick
Ray Wise
Ralph Machio
Mitch Pileggi
Lori Singer
Erin Gray

Any other canidates you can think of?

Illustration Friday: Summer

This time around I decided to draw two Southern Pigs enjoying a Georgia type Summer.

Tech Support Comic # 66

The birth of the SWAT Team. Fly Swatters, get it? Click on image for higher resolution.

Tech Support Comic # 67

Poor Sandi must see Blue Moon's butt on her desktop wallpaper. Click on image for higher resolution.

Tech Support Comic # 68

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